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Yo, Blondie. I've come here to pay for my crimes. To turn myself in.
We went to the same elementary school. I always thought you were one of the funniest kids around, beside myself. You introduced me to Captain Underpants.
In first grade, we were in the same class. One day, Tijuana and I stayed late after class because we hadn't finished our work yet (she was pale with big glasses and kinky hair). Remember Crazy Bones? Well, you had left your Crazy Bones out in the open...and... And Tijuana...she...she stole your Crazy Bones for me. It was all my idea, I swear. She did the dirty work, and I took the Crazy Bones home. It was a crime of greed; your Crazy Bones were better and bigger than mine. I still have them somewhere.
So I'm messaging you to apologize for stealing your Crazy Bones. I always liked you, so it's not like I did it out of spite. If you want your Crazy Bones back, I will try to find them and mail them to you with interest (the interest is my own Crazy Bones, especially since I'm not sure which were mine anymore).
We went to the same elementary school. I always thought you were one of the funniest kids around, beside myself. You introduced me to Captain Underpants.
In first grade, we were in the same class. One day, Tijuana and I stayed late after class because we hadn't finished our work yet (she was pale with big glasses and kinky hair). Remember Crazy Bones? Well, you had left your Crazy Bones out in the open...and... And Tijuana...she...she stole your Crazy Bones for me. It was all my idea, I swear. She did the dirty work, and I took the Crazy Bones home. It was a crime of greed; your Crazy Bones were better and bigger than mine. I still have them somewhere.
So I'm messaging you to apologize for stealing your Crazy Bones. I always liked you, so it's not like I did it out of spite. If you want your Crazy Bones back, I will try to find them and mail them to you with interest (the interest is my own Crazy Bones, especially since I'm not sure which were mine anymore).
Part of a series of messages I sent to people in 2013 whom I had last seen in elementary school, when we were all about eight. Most of them didn't respond.
And now the SHOCKING CONCLUSION to the Crazy Bones Heist saga started in [5/8] Message to Tijuana Juicepack.
He responded, informing me that, sadly, he might vaguely remember this happening. For confirmation, he asked me to tell him which elementary school we attended. I did, and he was satisfied. He forgave me for stealing his Crazy Bones, and told me with a smile emoticon that I could keep them.
~!--=COLLECT EM ALL=--!~
fav.me/d7jxwu7 [1/8] Message to Zeraph Crackbongle
fav.me/d7jy0he [2/8] Message to Basher SoFine
fav.me/d7jy679 [3/8] Message to Xanother Slice
fav.me/d7k0csx [4/8] Message to Panacea Haveahog
fav.me/d7k24ej [5/8] Message to Tijuana Juicepack
fav.me/d7k5utv [6/8] Message to Diamond Steel
fav.me/d7k5zy6 [7/8] Message to Tired Sayagain
fav.me/d7k61fs [8/8] Message to Blondie McMegaman
And now the SHOCKING CONCLUSION to the Crazy Bones Heist saga started in [5/8] Message to Tijuana Juicepack.
He responded, informing me that, sadly, he might vaguely remember this happening. For confirmation, he asked me to tell him which elementary school we attended. I did, and he was satisfied. He forgave me for stealing his Crazy Bones, and told me with a smile emoticon that I could keep them.
~!--=COLLECT EM ALL=--!~
fav.me/d7jxwu7 [1/8] Message to Zeraph Crackbongle
fav.me/d7jy0he [2/8] Message to Basher SoFine
fav.me/d7jy679 [3/8] Message to Xanother Slice
fav.me/d7k0csx [4/8] Message to Panacea Haveahog
fav.me/d7k24ej [5/8] Message to Tijuana Juicepack
fav.me/d7k5utv [6/8] Message to Diamond Steel
fav.me/d7k5zy6 [7/8] Message to Tired Sayagain
fav.me/d7k61fs [8/8] Message to Blondie McMegaman
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