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Deviation Spotlight
- Deviant for 16 years
Doodle or Die profile: doodleordie.com/profile/sephir…
> 'Only the very ugly is truly beautiful, and if the printed word has any meaning, then it must come from the very edge of fuckybumbooboo.'
-Clive
> 'I think it's art if the girl's unattractive.'
-Sir Arthur du Mantrangle
> 'Reality has no retakes, and no cutting room floor. You use every bit you shoot, like it or not, in the order you shoot it. So, in the fantastic, delusional sense, I prepare for the possibility that some girl I talked to for five minutes a thousand years ago will encounter me again after that incredible span of time, somehow remember the impression I made on her, and give me a second look after having been given the appropriate amount of time to think it over.
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> 'I forget most people do not think of the story of their life as a satire, so once again I miss the obvious.'
-Forever_Ramone
WRITING A BIO IS LIKE PREENING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR WHILE EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT YOU. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS AND NOT BE EMBARRASSED? You want me to just REVEAL my dichotomous vanity/self-hatred to you just like that? Before you even say HELLO? [WARNING: DO NOT SAY HELLO.] Maybe you should get to know people by having organic relationships with them. Maybe you should DO SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY with your precious, limited time. Maybe you should just connect with art directly in your own way and appreciate it for what it is without obsessing over the artist or YOURSELF for that matter. What is this, entertainment news? Imagine a big fat fucking NIGGER DICK ramming your ass repeatedly with only blood as lube while you're sobbing and being strangled. Now imagine that you aren't a perverted deviantART user who would LIKE that. That's how YOU are making me feel right now. (RIGHT NOW. AS YOU ARE READING THIS.) Just kidding. I'm being ironic. I'm quirky and unique. I'm a dating profile. I'm a fucking plank with my guts nailed to it, twisting and twisting around until my abdomen is completely cleansed of everything but UGLY DIGNITY. I'm broken glass in my eyes. I'm a pair of scissors through my carotid artery. Never used them anyway. Say it with me. 'I am quirky and unique.' Go ahead. Think I'm joking? I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SAY IT. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY IT RIGHT NOW. 'QUIRKY. AND UNIQUE.' You disgust me, but I do honestly apologize. I'm sorry. Why is a person so preoccupied with self-expression who has had such an arguably bad track record with it? Because it makes them happy? Because being understood isn't the point, only a rare and unexpected surprise? Because it might lead to something else? Because they are afraid to get attached to anything they can't control, so they retreat into experiences they feel they can? Because they can't muster the motivation or discipline to do much else? Because they have no choice? Because God wills it. tfw no gf
I shit my pants.
Profile Comments 56
Hey, bro. Remember me? I am YOUR INNOCENCE.
Hahaha. Thanks for the attention! I have mixed feelings about getting attention, but I'm a big fan.
It's actually REALLY CRAZY that you chose now to thank me for this fave months later, because when I looked in my faves to figure out which was yours, I saw another Winamp skin I faved around that time (fav.me/da37d5m) and it triggered the realisation that I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THESE SKINS IN MY DREAMS JUST LAST NIGHT. I haven't thought about Winamp skins or anything like that at all for months, so this is highly coincidental.
